Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn't Be a Filipino-American US President,

Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn't Be a Filipino-American US President,
By Charner Bacani


10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.

9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda
Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz, a BMW ,
and an MPV (My Pinoy Van).

8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with their fingers at
State dinners.

7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House - where will they put
the picture of the Last Supper?

6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden
spoon and fork

5. Secret Service staff won't respond to "psst... psst" or 'hoy?.hoy?hoy?'

4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential
car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror, or the statue of
the Santo Nino on the dashboard.

3. No budget allocation to purchase a Karaoke music-machine for every room
in the White House.

2. State dinners do not allow "Take Home".

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE COULDN'T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN U.S. President

1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!