10th Anniversary

Wife: Dear, anong regalo mo skin s 10th aniversary ntin?
Husband: dadalhin kta s Europe!
Wife:waw, ang sweet! Eh s 25th ntin?
Husband: Susunduin kta dun!

Intsik: Bili kayo panty. Pag sinuot ito, di kayo mabubuntis.
Babae: Bigyan mo ako 3.

3 months later, galit si babae:

Babae: Bakit ako nabuntis?
Intsik: Baka hinubad mo!

3 girls make paalam to Dad:

Girl1: dad, i'm goin out with PETE to EAT

G2: i'm goin out with LANCE to DANCE

G3: i'm goin out with REX to....

Dad: Ah, hinde!! dito ka lang!!

hehehe! marumi nasa isip nyo..............

Population policies of countries:

China: Stop at 1 child.
Singapore: Stop at 2 children
Philippines: STOP AT 4 A.M.!

Ano kadalasan ang sinasabi kapag nautot?
American: Excuse me.
British: Pardon me.
Pinoy: NOT ME!

Husband: Parati na lang tayo away! Maghiwalay na lang tayo!

Wife: Sige, maghati tayo ng mga anak!

Husband: Akin ang mga guwapo at maganda!

Wife: Sus! Pinili pa yung hindi kanya!

A couple placed an ad:
"Have 4 sons, need advice on how to get a daughter."

Responded:
Yank: Keep trying!
Briton: Change doctor!
Aussie: Follow a special diet.
Indian: Practice Yoga!
Pinoy: LET ME TRY!